10 FAKE CHINESE KNOCKOFF BRANDS FROM CHINA THAT ARE TOO OBVIOUS AND FUNNY!

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Ohh wow China’s done it again but this time it is not fake counterfeit knockoff food that we are going to cover, but its knockoff brands and merchandise. If there’s one thing you can give China credit for, is that they definitely are creative when it comes to producing knockoff ideas and counterfeits and cashing in on it.

In this video, we are going to cover the top 10 Knockoff brands from China. And hopefully this video will not be counterfeited as well.

First knockoff on the list and I am just as surprised as you. For those of you comic book fans, which super hero do you think can defeat Superman? No not the Hulk, mmhh not Batman, not even the Amazing Spiderman. Yes, the only hero that can defeat superman is superman’s evil twin himself, The Special man. This is the Chinese version of superman ooops excuse me, the Chinese version of special man.

What makes special man so special? Not sure, but I’m wondering if his superpowers are also knockoff?

Number 2 – It’s quite common for sneakers to be knockoffs or counterfeited but this one is just way too obvious and even quite comical. Planning on running the New York Marathon soon? Why not wear a Mike, or Hike,  Kine,  Nkie. Hey gotta give them credit for the last one, at least they manage to include all the original letters...welll you will just have to unscramble to get the real brand word. 

So if your sneakers don’t make it to the end of your race, just know that all sales are final and no refunds allowed.

Number 3 – Normally a drink that I would like to have during happy hour is a Jack and coke. Hold up, to be clear, I mean Jack Daniels whiskey and a coke? Not the Jack Daphne Chinese knockoff whiskey brand. Yes I’m being serious; even your favorite whiskey has a Chinese knockoff counterpart as well.

Knockoff alcohol is nothing new and something we already covered on our channel in the video, The Top 10 Dangerous Chinese foods Part 2 which is available on our Patreon Page so make sure to check it out.

Jack Daphne Sour Mash whiskey is one hangover headache I would not want to experience.

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Number 4 – For all my millennials watching this video, don’t you miss the days where you get off school and run straight home to play your PlayStation. Well I guess kids in China would do the same, but they can run straight home after school to play Polystation.

Now this a double knockoff in a sense because the console casing and controllers  is shaped like a Playstation but it is actually plays likes a Super NES (the Nintendo entertainment system on the inside with a cartridge for the games. Talk about a double rip off!  

Number 5 – okay, so I got to admit, this one had me rolling on the floor. China is so good with their knockoff creations that they managed create a knockoff from a bad looking leopard, to a ummm…swimmy little fishy that we put into our sandwiches? Talk about a downgrade mannnn.

Yes if you haven’t figured it out by now, I’m talking about Puma – or Tuna as it is known in China.  So instead of the cool looking puma logo we now have a fish that looks like one of those fish crackers from Pepperidge farm.

Now that is one way to go from a predator to a prey.

Number 6 – Give me a kick, give me a kick, give me a kick of that rip off bar. Now this one needs no explaining. This is the Chinese Kit kat bar. It makes me wonder if the knockoff creators in China were practicing kung fu kicks when they came out with the idea to make a kicker bar.

Now with all jokes aside, this name would have been Genius if it was created as a workout bar. You know a bar that everyone needs like a big kick in the behind to get you go the gym?

Number 7 – Wondering what to wear for your Friday night hot date? How about a Dolce and Banana blazer? Or maybe pants? Or Hey at least, the rip off creators were able to think of name that rhymed with Gabana. Hopefully with the knockoff version maybe you might just get lucky for the night.

Number 8 – Crust toothpaste? I’m not sure with counterfeit genius came up with this name but maybe when it comes to teeth, crust perhaps isn’t the best choice of word? Well for starters, I don’t think I will like to add crust to clean my teeth when I’m trying to get rid of crust to begin with?

Plus just changing a letter in the knockoff brand from the original brand Crest is just plain lazy, at least the scrambling from Nike, imitation was more fun to figure out.

Number 9 – Okay so let’s play a guessing game on what the next knockoff brand is. Here let me give you some hints, that China’s ultra-creative counterfeiters have come up with. Hmmm okay let’s see Sunbucks, Starbox, Starbrucks (like really?) hold up I’m not finished yet - Starlucks and the best of them all – Starfucks!

Now on the last one, it makes me wonder. Is it a cup of coffee that comes with extras? You know the type that makes you walk out of there with a happy face smile.

And based on the spelling of the word coffee, I’m guessing these counterfeiters weren’t the class champions at spelling bee. Make sure to stay in school kids!

Number 10 – You can’t get any more American then a classic fast food chain then has fried chicken and is finger licking good. Even the good old Kentucky Fried chicken is not immune to be cloned by the Chinese.

Some of these knockoff variations go by the intelligent variations of KFG, FCK (hint – just unscramble the letters), KFD, and they even have an Obama fried chicken. My favorite one is MFC, just for their Chinese version of Colonel sanders on their logo. Wait, they even counterfeited Colonel Sanders!

Well there you have it, this is Top 10 Funny Knockoff Brands From China That Are Too Obvious. I guess you can say the name of the game is, if you can create it, then China can counterfeit it. Or at least just fake it until you make it.

 If there’s anything certain in life, it is taxes and China’s ability to knockoff any brand.

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